Popular Kenny Powers Quotes
Remember, there is no "I" in team, but there is a "u" in c*nt. So don't be little jealous c*nts, ok?
Now this Friday night, I guarantee you, it is gonna be the biggest goddamn comeback celebration any y'all have ever seen. There's gonna be people cheering, and screaming, and spotlights, and fireworks. I wouldn't even doubt if there's a couple chicks showing their f*cking p*ssies off.
I got this country wet, and now its time to bend this bitch over and make her cum.
I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.
It's like goddamn cocktober fest in here. I'm excited too, but let's not touch dicks, alright.
It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.
If I had to choose, I mean historically, I've always considered myself to be a tit man.
There's gonna be an ass ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob, f*ckin booger sugar.
Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no no!
Gross! You're crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don't be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marblesack.
Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a sh*t?
Once again I'm with the hottest chick in town, buyin' the most expensive fashions, dinin' in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin' trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin' heat. And getting laid.
