Beckett: I need a miracle, guys.
Ryan: Okay, you got it.
Esposito: One miracle coming up.

You can fire us both for insubordination if you want, but we got this.

Man, I hate walls of crazy.

Well I will be sure to cross reference Shaw's visitor against the list of fallen angels.

Ryan: I just called in sick. Let's go get really drunk.
Esposito: Damn straight.

Turns out that Chicken, Chicken, Chicken is bankrupt, bankrupt, bankrupt.

Castle: This novel writes itself.
Ryan: Then tell us what happens next.
Castle: I have no idea. That's what makes it so good.

I believe her exact words were, “Sure, maybe we'll get lucky and Castle will get shot.”

Esposito: So you're going full hipster now.
Ryan: Have you started jarring artisanal pickles yet?

You're supposed to be our buffer. Buff!

Castle, nothing you do is little.

Our witness is threatening to file a complaint against me for assault with a deadly odor. She says that I smell like soiled baby diapers and Javi's cologne is quote, "satan's butt sweat."

Castle Quotes

People change when you're not looking.


What I said was not confusing enough for your face to be doing what its doing.

Castle to Beckett