Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Kurt Hummel Quotes
We're not in Ohio anymore, Rachel.
Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
[to Blaine] Tell me that's not Tina again!
Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.
My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.
Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.
Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?
Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?
Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.
