Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Kurt Hummel Quotes
[to Santana] We just got off the phone with Brody. Did you confront him at NYADA with a Paula Abdul song?
Rachel: I'm pretty sure she just stole my comforter.
Kurt: Bitch took my pillow.
My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.
I'm only packing light blue socks because light blue is the color of clear skies, and that's what I'm hoping for.
I know every kid is scared of losing their dad, but he's the only thing that got me through my mom dying, and if I have to say goodbye to him, too, well, I'm not going to think about it.
So get on point, Kitty. Your little theory about Mercedes' shattered dreams, like most of the garbage that comes out of your mouth, is wrong.
Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.
Kurt: What a wonderful, wonderful week.
Blaine: And with you in it, a wonderful life.
Rachel: So, did you hear about Santana's good news?
Kurt: That she doesn't have a yeast infection?
[to Santana] If there's one thing I've learned from Finn dying it's that shame is a wasted emotion. I'm sure Finn had secrets too, but who cares now? Do you really think that one day on your deathbed you're really going to think 'oh good, no one knew I was kind?'
Santana: He was a much better person than I am.
Kurt: That is true. But Finn really cared about you. And I don't think he would've done all those things if he didn't think you were decent, too.
Rachel, Finn wouldn't want you sitting on the sidelines while life passes you by.
