I have never seen something so offensive in my life. That car is no way to bridge your relationship gap.

Lacey: I am sorry we got carried away with all of that girl talk. I did not mean to embarrass you.
Jenna: Don't worry it wasn't the first time.
Lacey: And it won't be the last.

Jenna, contrary to the advice I've been giving Ally; you need to know that every first time is the first time, and it should be special.

I don't like to sweat in public.

Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!

Kevin, I wrote that letter to Jenna.

If I were a paranoid person I would think you're trying to avoid me.

Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.

Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.

Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!

Lacey: Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Jenna: Yes, but just give it the day off.

Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna