Lemon Breeland Quotes
You are not a journalist. You write a blog about a town roughly the size of Sesame Street.
I know that you will be a good mother, Zoe Hart. A really good mother because you are tough, and you are kind, and you are smart. And if you tell anyone that I said that, I will deny it.
Vivian: We were excited to meet big Harley's actual daughter, why didn't you want to meet us?
Zoe: It's just, family has never meant more to me than trouble.
Let's hope it's a sugar daddy with very potent sperm.
[To Linley] It's a small town, catch up.
Linley: So your ex-fiance's father dated your ex-girlfriend?
Lemon: That was before he dated his best friend's ex-wife.
George, there are more important things than your carnal pleasure.
[To Wade] Enough with the GoGo Dancers!
Lemon: Daddy, really, scotch for breakfast?
Brick: I agree but my mom is unbearable!
As far as your book goes, Cricket, you know where you can shove it!
Lemon: Oh, this is about George Tucker. Because he broke up with Tansy and you think Zeorge is inevitable. No, you don't? Why not? He's finally single. She's single. Why wouldn't they? Oh my God. You slept with Zoe Hart.
Wade: Who are you?
Lemon: I have evolved Magnolia and I'm trying to be a better person.
Magnolia: Are you going soft on me? Don't you go soft on me!
