NCIS
Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSLeon Vance Quotes
Vance: I could never understand [Jared], not like you.
Jared: That goes both ways.
Jessica; You want to have an '80s-theme party? You? Nick Torres?
Nick: Not really. But Dr. Grace thought it would be a good idea.
Jessica: She trying to drum up more business? Because I'm definitely going to need some therapy after seeing DIrector Vance in a high-top fade.
Vance: Hey! I look good with a high-top fade.
You're lucky the CIA doesn't know your poker face the way I do.
Dr. Mallard provided a little glue to keep us all together.
Vance [to Parker]
Vance: The gardens keep growing, I see.
Parker: From all corners of the world.
Sloane [McGee has left in a hurry]: Yep, he knows.
Vance: Well, at least he was nice enough to lie.
Vance: Well, what is your professional opinion, Jack?
Sloane: Honestly, I’m stumped. Gibbs has the best poker face I’ve ever seen. It’s like trying to read a statue.
Bear in mind, Gibbs, when the world is watching, “No comment” can only play for so long!
Vance: SecNav has asked me to draft a press release.
Sloane: Let me guess. “We’ll support the Virginia State Police in every way possible to solve the murder of May Carter, however this case does not fall under the jurisdiction of NCIS.”
Vance: Once again, say that slowly so I can type it!
Gibbs: That was some nice shooting, Leon!
Vance: It was our house. Had to defend it.
Gibbs: Is that my weapon?
Vance: [shrugs]
Sloane: This is *not* about getting hooked up to a car battery! These are not emotions I can just get over! This is not a problem that can be solved! [beat] I should’ve saved them.
Vance: You didn’t kill them.
Sloane [voice breaking]: But I let them die.
Gibbs: Side door was open.
Fornell: After you picked the lock?
