I don't mean to complain, but I think Shauna is being a little unprofessional. She got here 15 minutes late. She's wearing the same dress she wore yesterday.

You're in trouble because of your own stupidity.

Yes, I'm ready.

Good idea! Gary had a good idea!

We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.

Now lets go tell everyone so they can join, and sign the coin, and the coin can eventually make its way into the Smithsonian.

The Gang: Surprise!
Leslie: Oh wow!
Ben: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
Leslie: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
Ben: Wanna bet?
Ann: Hi!
Leslie: Oh Ann's here! Ann's here!

Ron: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Leslie: Well said.

And as far as your qualifications, you're Ron Swanson!

Jean-Ralphio, although I truly hope that I never see you again, I do wish you a long and happy life.

Ben: I have so many presents, it's weird!
Andy: Yes!! Oh, for the baby? Put 'em over there.

Leslie: Why are you like this?
Jean-Ralphio: Pills, baby!

Parks & Rec Quotes

Every now and then, we have these little gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time, I convinced her to try to fax someone a Fruit Roll Up. She, one time, made out with the water delivery guy. In her office. On Halloween, she was dressed up as Batman. Not Batgirl; Batman. And I convinced her to go stop a crime that was going on outside. And it is my favorite thing in the world.

Tom Haverford

This could be my Hoover Dam.

Leslie