You're in trouble because of your own stupidity.

Yes, I'm ready.

Good idea! Gary had a good idea!

We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.

Now lets go tell everyone so they can join, and sign the coin, and the coin can eventually make its way into the Smithsonian.

The Gang: Surprise!
Leslie: Oh wow!
Ben: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
Leslie: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
Ben: Wanna bet?
Ann: Hi!
Leslie: Oh Ann's here! Ann's here!

Ron: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Leslie: Well said.

And as far as your qualifications, you're Ron Swanson!

Jean-Ralphio, although I truly hope that I never see you again, I do wish you a long and happy life.

Ben: I have so many presents, it's weird!
Andy: Yes!! Oh, for the baby? Put 'em over there.

Leslie: Why are you like this?
Jean-Ralphio: Pills, baby!

Oh, people grieve in different ways.

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Oh, uh, also, Mark. Again, we don't have those extra small condoms you ordered. I called the factory, i''s going to take a special order. Not just because of the size, but because of the weird shape as well. Something they've never dealt with before.


No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.