Lester Patel Quotes
This is going to score us some serious ren-tang.
Lester: We're shaping the youth of America!
Jeffrey: I'm not allowed to that anymore.
Without us that kid is going to grow up listening to Snow Patrol and Coldplay. We just can't have that can we?
This baby needs a performance, delivery room style. This baby needs...Jeffster!
I bet Bartowski put a bunch of indy crap on this push mix. It's like we get dude, you're cool.
Grunka? Wow, wow, I lost my virginity to a girl named Grunka. Filthy, filthy lady. Hard to believe she was a grandmother.
Let me show you who the real Lester Patel is. I promise I make a fantastic...third impression.
Lester: I've had three dates already, today.
Big Mike: During work?
Lester: They come to me, man. Not great, uh, individually, but solid fours.
Big Mike: Three fours? That's a twelve.
It's like they're stuck in the ways of the old country, with their dated traditions and their obsolete dietary restrictions. And I keep telling them, I live in the United States of America now. I'm not in... Canada anymore.
Why is everyone so obsessed with marriage?!?! I don't want to talk about it.
Jeff: Four words...my abscess, Lester's gout.
Lester: Medical consult for tech expertise...you in?
Awesome: Yeah, anything for Ellie.
You really expect to keep a girl like that, without flashing?
