Favorite Lucas Scott Quotes
Brooke: We have a hot tub.
Lucas: Brooke, I ...
Brooke: We have a naked me in the hot tub.
Lucas: What if I told you there was someone else?
Brooke: Well, then normally I'd suggest a threesome.
Thing: Okay, the game isn't called two punks staring at each other. It's called Gladiator. Get to it.
Lucas: Alright, you can screw yourself. Because there's no way in hell that the two of us are going to fight. (Nathan tackles Lucas) Or maybe we are.
Old man: Three simple cards, three beautiful ladies, real simple, son, all you gotta do is pick one.
Lucas: All right.
Old man: Just follow the heart.
Brooke: Hey, handsome. These are for you, for our one year anniversary!
Lucas: Um, Brooke, I'm your husband. I'm supposed to give you flowers.
Brooke: I know. But I wanted to make sure I'd like them.
Lucas: Happy Anniversary!
Peyton: Go back out!
Lucas: Why? Is the mail man here again?
Peyton: No. He just put on his pants and jumped out the window, but he did leave you an anniversary gift and I haven't wrapped it yet. Hi babe.
Lucas: Hey wifey! These are for you.
Peyton: Oh!! They're beautiful! Thank you! How was your day?
Lucas: It was good. It is good. You know can't believe it's been a year.
Peyton: Time flies when you get what you wish for.
(to Peyton) Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower. Yeah, no wonder you broke up with him.
Lucas
Karen: Okay, what does this dress say to you?
Lucas: Uh ... beware of crazy ladies who talk to dresses?
Lucas: So to hell with him. I don't want his name.
Karen: Keith's a Scott too, you know.
Maid at Hotel: Oh excuse me!
Peyton: It's okay we're getting married! [maid leaves] Um okay, so you know how you said our wedding should be a dream come true?
Lucas: Oh boy!
Peyton: Now, I know I never wanted my wedding to be princess for a day but,I would like it if your mom was there and [cell phone ringing] It's Brooke, can I tell her?
Lucas: Sure, you can tell her we're coming home for the ceremony.
Jamie: When you get married, do I have to be the ring bearer again?
Lucas: Not if you don't want to.
Jamie: Good because last time it didn't work out so well.
Peyton: He really slammed you.
Lucas: I don't care what he thinks.
Peyton: Neither do I.
Lucas: Oh yeah? Then why are you drinking?
Lucas: It's funny, you know all these years we called him Skills, I always thought it had something to do with basketball.
Nathan: That's not funny.
Lucas: Kinda funny.
