Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCMark Sloan Quotes
Derek: We should do a middle falset craniotomy approach, lets go some down burs in here.
Mark: Don't bother. I ordered them before we started. I may be irresponsible and untrustworthy out there, but I'm not in here.
Derek: I never said you were untrustworthy.
Mark: You put the berlin wall up around Lexie.
Derek: Well, Meredith asked me to. That's what people do when someone they care about asks them to do something. They do it. Which is what you should have done when I asked you to stay away from Lexie. Or Addison for that matter.
Mark: Oh, here we go. Addison. The only note he can ever play.
Derek: You know, was gonna apologize for decking you, cos I felt bad. But now, I'm just gonna play it over and over again in my head and really enjoy it. (Patients starts bleeding out) Oh Hell...
Mark: It's coming from the Therogloid plexus. Give me the ah, 4 O vicryl
Derek: The 4 O vicryl.
Mark: Give him the 4 O vicryl.
Derek: Clamp.
Mark: You know what, I'm done. I give up. If I hadn't fallen for little Grey, you would have found some other way not to respect me, you always have. To you, I'm always gonna be the charity case the Shepherds had to take in. I got the bleeder.
Derek: You got through the stitch already?
Mark: Yeah.
Derek: Hmmm.
Callie: (rants angrily in Spanish)
Mark: (Mark grabs Callie) HEY! Stop speaking Spanish! 'Cause I have to go to surgery in a minute, and I don't speak Spanish.
Callie: My Dad is taking me home. He's talking to the Chief, and he's making me quite my job, and quit my relationship which he has yet to acknowledge even exists.
Mark: What are you 12? Tell him he's crazy.
Callie: You don't understand. There isn't anything he hasn't done for me. Ok. Nothing. He's paid for my college, he's paid for MED school, I have a huge trust fund because he doesn't want me to worry about anything but being a great doctor. I mean the man has done nothing but support me his whole life.
Mark: Supporting someone and respecting someone aren't the same thing. You need to tell him that.
Callie: Home, he's dragging me home. (rants angrily in Spanish) Who I wanna spend it with (rants angrily in Spanish)
Arizona: Ah, I can see that you're very upset.
(Mark walks in)
Mark: You paged me Robbins?
Arizona: You're her best friend, and I am at a giant loss right now. Not to mention the very sick children...
Mark: Go, I got this.
Derek: There's no blood in the brain.
Mark: The ZNC fracture of the temporal bone ruptured ear drum. Book us an OR.
Derek: Not so fast, Dr Grey. Mr Gates, the patient has a name, also injured facial nerve. Which means what?
Lexie: That Mr Gates will also need a nerve repair.
Derek: Does that take place before or after Dr Sloan's secular reconstruction?
Lexie: Before.
Mark: Incorrect.
Lexie: Because you'll have to explore the wound for bone fragments, not to mention reversing his conductive hearing.
Mark: Which is why I need you to book me that OR now Dr Grey.
Derek: Look, if the patient has facial paralysis it won't matter if he can hear out of one ear or not. Am I right Dr Grey?
Lexie: Um...
Derek: Dr Grey?
Mark: Lexie?
Derek: Dr Grey?
Mark: Lexie?
Derek: Dr Grey?
Lexie: I think you both are amazing doctors!
[walks out, eats candy bars]
Derek: Pathetic.
Mark: Ass!
Lexie: [eats more]
Callie: Dad, Mark is just a friend. I'm happy now. Ok. I'm dating someone now, and I'm happy. Ok?
(Mr Torres lets go of Mark)
Mark: Ah, woah...
Mr Torres: So you're dating again. Well, that's good. That's healthy. I'd like to meet this new gentleman suitor.
Callie: Yeah. Yeah, no, um, sh... They're pretty busy cos they're a doctor here. But, um, you'll love them. You will love them. Because, they're smart, and funny, and both handsome and beautiful and very supportive. Daddy, please be ok with this. (bring Arizona over) Dad. This is Arizona Robins. This is who I'm dating now.
Arizona: And, I really hope you draw the line at throwing women against walls.
Callie: Run! Run for your life!
George: What do you mean run for my life?
(Mr Torres grabs George)
Mark: Woah!
Callie: Oh my god, Dad!
Mr Torres: Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you right now!
Callie: Dad! Stop it!
Mr Torres: You committed adultery.
Callie: Who hasn't? I slept with him, before we were divorced. So, technically George isn't the only one who cheated.
(Mr Torres grabs Mark)
Callie: Oh god!
Mr Torres: Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill YOU right now!
Mark: Mark Sloan, pleasure to meet you.
Izzie: That's it. Both of you in the hall now! You really think that was ok? You think that was doctorly?
Mark: (to interns) Go find something else to do. What the hell is going on with you?
Izzie: They were making completely inappropriate jokes at the expense of the patient, right in front of him. I have been trying to teach them and, they were cruel and inappropriate.
Mark: Ok, they were inappropriate. You know what else is inappropriate? This. You. This case is my baby. I've spent 3 years planning for it and you and your emotional life are not about to piss all over it. You're off the case.
Izzie: No, he needs me in there with him. You can't leave him alone with those interns.
Mark: Ok, fine. You wanna be there for his feelings you can be there before and after the surgery. But you're not coming in my OR. Whatever's going on with you Stevens, you'd better get it under control.
Miranda: O'Malley, Grey, I need you on pre ops and post ops.
Meredith: But, there's the biggest surgery in the world happening here today.
Miranda: Yes, and half our attendings are involved. Which is why we need strong residents on pre ops and post ops. Yang, you're with me today. Your moving to the big leagues.
Meredith: What?
George: She gets a solo?
Cristina: Today?
Miranda: Nice old lady with a hernia. You're gonna fix it.
Meredith: Congratulations. I know I should seem more enthusiastic, but I'm not that big a person.
Cristina: Don't worry about it.
George: Is it wrong to have hatred in your heart?
George: Dr. Sloan, you only need one resident?
Mark: Wait for Bailey. There's already gonna be enough of a crowd.
Meredith: What the hell?
Mark: Ah, Stevens, Grey.
Meredith: Yes!
Mark: No, the other Grey.
Lexie: Really? Great.
Meredith: Great.
Mark: You did an awesome job in there. Call me after the pre op labs come in.
Miranda: Ah Chief, I need to ask you something
Richard: Sloan, have you heard from Derek?
Mark: No.
Richard: Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying? Oh! Meredith!
Meredith: No, I don't know how he is. I've heard nothing. Nothing today, nothing yesterday, and nothing the day before that. And no, I will not go back out there.
