Mason McGuire Quotes
Mason: Remember that ridiculously hot concierge in the lobby?
Conner: The one with no visible knee caps?
Mason: I have no idea what that means
Conner: I'm trying to remember, in this particular relationship, if I was a dick or not.
Mason: I hate those odds. Call her anyway.
Conner: If I was a dick then I have to apologize. If wasn't a dick and I apologize, it will just confuse her. Classic dilemma. Clip the blue wire, clip the red wire.
Sarah: Hey, I heard you got Spike Jonze.
Mason: Heard you're a lesbian.
Conner: Don't say it. Don't say that word.
Mason: I know. I know. Cool people don't say "cool." I just hate the fact that some client who is definitely not cool thinks I'm not cool.
Mason: Conner, you gotta let me pilot the plane.
Conner: I was trying to co-pilot the plane to keep it from crashing
Mason: How do you decide what shoes to buy?
Haley: I don't know. I just do it.
Mason: You 'just do it." Now, where have i heard that before?
Conner: We need to switch shirts.
Mason: Do we?
Conner: Yes. We have to switch shirts. I'm having lunch with Carrie and I just realized how much more awesome I would look in that shirt. Switch shirts.
Mason: We're not switching shirts.
Conner: Gotta switch shirts. The ol' switcheroo. Yours is burgundy. I look great in burgundy. It's more restauranty. Switch shirts
Mason: Is there some rule that talented writers have to be self-absorbed pains in the ass?
Conner [not paying attention]: I'm sorry. What?
Mason [about giving a speech about Stu]: I can't think of anything nice to say. Stu hated me.
Conner: I wouldn't lead with that.
Mason: Why would Jesus need a watch?
Conner: He's got a lot of time zones to cover.
Conner: What would Jesus do?
Mason: Christ?
Conner: Our lord. He'd embrace his destiny. He'd buy something: watch, new shoes, which he might wear on his new boat.
Conner: You need to get this boat.
Mason: I can't afford it.
Conner: Be a good American and finance it.
