Can we talk about the irony of killing the only place dumb enough to hire us?

Why don't you do us all a favor and start dating Elena again?

How are you gonna deal with your death if you can't deal with your own?

Rebekah: You dated that?
Matt: She likes projects.

This town, this crazy ass world we live in, sometimes not being willing to accept that someone is gone is because maybe they're not. At least not completely.

Poison your best friend once and suspicions follow you everywhere.

Matt: You two are friends?
Rebekah: Is it so hard to believe I would have one?
Matt: Yeah, it is.

Matt: You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
Damon: Yes I can.

Elena: Is it weird that Bonnie isn't returning my calls?
Matt: Is it weird Klaus' bother is in the middle of the town square?

Sometimes it pays to be the only normal one in a town of vampires. I'm practically invisible.

Elena: I know it doesn't make sense. But in the beginning, after my parents died, there was something about being with Stefan. I felt safe.
Matt: Safe? Elena he's a vampire.

Matt: You can't just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out.
Vicki: I'm a ghost. It's all I got.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon