Mercedes Jones Quotes
Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.
Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.
Puck: Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad.
Mercedes: Seriously? That's what you came up with?
Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues.
Why does everyone assume I'm angry all the time? It's called being sassy.
Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.
Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.
I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!
Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.
The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.