Miranda Bailey Quotes
Bailey: Who gives this bride to this bride?
Mark: That'd be me.
OK, first of all, you do not need the law or a priest or your mother to make your wedding real. And the church can be anywhere you want it to be - In a field, on a mountain, right here in this room, anywhere because where do you think god is? Come on, He's in you. He's in me. Just right here, in the middle of us. Your church just hasn't caught up to God yet. Your mother, she hasn't caught up to God yet. And, by the way, she may not ever catch up, but it's OK. It's okay. If you are willing to stand up in front of your friends, family, and God, and commit yourself to another human being to give yourself in that kind of partnership for better or worse in sickness and in health. Hunny, that is a marriage. That is real, and that's all that matters. Besides, I got legally married in a church. Look how well that turned out.
You realize your door is unlocked? I could be anyone. I could be a burglar coming to burglar you. Where's the baby? Oh, I could be a baby-knapper trying to baby-knap you.
I was just coming to tell you to go home. Don't drop that baby.
You're right. You are absolutely right. Cars are not safe for children. Ok, neither are bookcases or squirrels, strong winds, people who sneeze. They're all going to get your baby. But honey you don't feel this was because you were in an accident. You feel this way because you are a parent.
Bailey: Stalking a man while he's in the restroom.
Avery: I'd clean the restroom if he'd let me on his trial.
Cristina: I'd live in it.
I'm taking a nap. Uh, I'm sorry. What I mean to say is that I'm going to use this room to take a nap. Because that's what people do in these rooms when they're tired. Cause I have a child and a full-time job and work long hours, so I'm just tired. Just very, very tired.
Eli: So when's your next break?
Bailey: Ok, uh uh, no. This will never happen again-ever. Understood?
Eli: Sure. Until your next break.
I need someone who speaks Grey.
Ok, I'm not dating a nurse. We're not dating, but we're having fun. I look at him and he's pretty, but there's no future.Dr. Bailey
Dr. Bailey: I think you're dirty. That's what I think.
Eli: You want to be dirty with me?
Jonas Salk cured polio. Miranda Bailey is going to cure fistula.