Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCMiranda Bailey Quotes
Eli: So when's your next break?
Bailey: Ok, uh uh, no. This will never happen again-ever. Understood?
Eli: Sure. Until your next break.
I need someone who speaks Grey.
Ok, I'm not dating a nurse. We're not dating, but we're having fun. I look at him and he's pretty, but there's no future.
Dr. Bailey
Dr. Bailey: I think you're dirty. That's what I think.
Eli: You want to be dirty with me?
Jonas Salk cured polio. Miranda Bailey is going to cure fistula.
Young people need love too.
April: Dr. Bailey! Ugh! I'm so glad you're here.
Bailey: I'm not here. You don't see me. I just need a nap before I go home, but first, I need some food.
Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.
Bailey: First round is on me.
Callie: Um guys?
Bailey: I could use a win, that's all. Yang. Yang was the one I didn't have to worry about.
Chief: I know. I know.
Bailey: You know the first rule of residency: Eat when you can, sleep when you can, and don't screw with the pancreas.
Bailey: Who's in there?
Jackson: Is it the President? Vice President? Bono?
Bailey: Bono!?
