Morgan Grimes Quotes
Morgan: How do you do that? You command respect.
Casey: No, I take it.
Jeff: Your coffee sir.
Morgan: Jeffery, thank you so much. [takes a niff] Mmm hmm. You know, call me old fashioned, but I prefer cream over laxative.
Lester: I wanted to thank you Chuck, you made me feel something I haven't felt in a long time...
Morgan: Another human's foot on your body?
Just because you're a beautiful woman that I would give up a non-vital organ to make love, doesn't give you the right to show up with this clown and humiliate me in front of my friends.
Morgan: Carina is not just some girl. She's basically a Swedish supermodel. The country's greatest export since Björn Borg.
Jeff: People mistake him for me all the time.
Do you think she'll remember me? We only went on that one date and tall women have very short memories.
Morgan: Our lives are incredible.
Chuck: Yeah incredibly average to subpar.
I've known your whole life. You're slightly unmotivated, a bit of an underachiever, but loser? Not your turf.
Morgan [to Big Mike]: The truth is, I just wanted you to stop dating my mother.
Lester: You should be so lucky that a man of his stature would defile your mother
Morgan: Look, Ellie, I would pretty much do anything for you. You're kind of like a sister to me. A sister I want to have sex with so bad.
Ellie: Oh, god, Morgan!
Ellie: Thank you.
Morgan: You're welcome.
Ellie: For last night.
Morgan: You know nothing happened.
Ellie: Mostly thanks for that
Morgan: A relationship is built on trust, Chuck. Sex and trust. Am I right?
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, two big prerequisites I guess
