Morgan Grimes Quotes
Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific!
Chuck: I'm sorry, but is Harry wearing a new assistant manager polo shirt?
Morgan: It's monogrammed.
Chuck: He must be stopped
Morgan: Harry Tang is drunk with power.
Anna: He could have an accident. I'm just saying I know a guy, very reasonable. His rates, I mean...
Morgan: Anna, thinking outside the box, me likey! Chuck, what do you think?
Chuck: Are you guys serious? I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out because he upsets our lunch schedule!
Captain Awesome: There's one thing, being a man... it's always speaking your mind. Whatever the cost, always be direct, open, and honest.
Morgan: When I was twelve I hid under Ellie's bed so I could watch her undress.
Captain Awesome: Excellent
Morgan: What happened, Chuck? You used to be cool.
Chuck: I used to be cool? When, when was that? When we were 13? Well, I hate to go changing on you, buddy, but if you hadn't noticed we are now, chronologically speaking, adults. So, unless you want to work retail for the rest of your life and, by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up!
Ellie: Chuck's not here, Morgan.
Morgan: My four favorite words.
Ellie [after Morgan sites next to her]: Get out.
Morgan: Not favorites, but at least we're dialoguing.
Ellie: He's on a date with Sarah. I'll tell him you stopped by.
Morgan: I would appreciate that. He's supposed to be helping me right now. If I don't become a better salesman by tomorrow night, I could get fired. Although, I guess I could just crash here until I land on my feet.
Ellie: As inspired as that makes me to help you, I would rather just change the locks.
Morgan: I'll let myself out.
Ellie: Now my four favorite words
Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel for once. Or maybe I can be any other even number
Chuck: Hey, Sis, what do you think of this shirt?
Ellie: Another date with Sarah? This is very exciting.
Chuck: It's not that big a deal.
Morgan: Yes it is. She's hot
Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own!
Chuck: Uh, you know, Sis, the thing is, Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in...at my birthday party...'cause we don't know anybody, 'cause they're all your friends, and they all happen to be doctors.
Morgan: Doctors who don't really get our jokes!
Chuck: Well, your jokes
