Your hands are not clean in this!

Things were better when she just vanished. Now I have to spend the rest of my natural life hiding.

Neal: Did you see those pigs flying?
Mozzie: Yes, and that is the sound of hell freezing over.

Theories are meant to be disproved.

It's just a story an 8 year old tells to avoid that fact that his parents didn't love him.

Might I point out she was the first to open the box. It was gone, and so was she.

Neal: She wasn't Irish.
Mozzie: She was a cop, close enough.

No man is an island.

Good partnerships are hard to find.

Neal: What is the game?
Mozzie: No idea, but I am very good at it.

That wasn't an omen.

Mozzie [to Peter]Why did you just defile a nursery rhyme?

White Collar Quotes

Mozzie: It's worse, I'm in the system.
Neal: Not quite.
Mozzie: Ivan Bliminse? The invisible man? That's appropriate.

Peter: Tonight date night - don't be late.
Elizabeth: I wont.