Ari: Yo Grill Master! Are you in my house? I've got a new show for you. It's called 'Boy Meets Husband Who Kills Him!'
Mrs. Ari: Ari!
Bobby Flay: I'm not hiding, Ari.
Ari: Well you should.

Richard Branson: I'm in family mode too, so...
Ari: Yes. Well played sir. I love your family.
Mrs. Gold: ARI!
Ari: Honey, he has twins. How rare is that?

Ari: If you don't want to talk and you don't want to have sex, what else is there to do in here?
Mrs. Gold: Do you want to talk?
Ari: I'd rather have sex.

Ari: Honey, I need at least a blow job
Mrs. Gold: Blow yourself

E [on the phone]: What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?
Ari: Enjoy life, what else. And snap some below the belt photos of that partner of yours and send them over here. I am bored...
E: You wish! Later.
Ari: Later.
Mrs. Ari [still half asleep]: You're bored?
Ari: It was a joke baby, you know I'm never bored here. Now give me something.
Mrs. Ari: What time is it?
Ari: I don't know. My cock doesn't wear a watch...

Ari [leaving dinner]: You need some cash?
Mrs Ari: I am not a hooker.
Ari: Oh, but what a good one you would be!

Ari: Remember when you said the car would make me feel 25 again? Well, it made me feel 18 again, and I'm gonna prove it to you.
Mrs. Ari: What about the kids?
Ari: You know what, Sarah take care of your brother. Mommy and daddy have a little conference.
Mrs. Ari: Are you still taking me to dinner?
Ari: it's doubtful

Mrs Ari: Sara's best friend's mom just got raped on Criminal Minds last week
Ari: A) Rape isn't voluntary and B) It's prime time!

Ari: You gotta be kidding me.
Mrs. Ari: It's playtime Ari, this is what kids do.
Ari: This is what in-mates do when they're gonna overtake the guard

Mrs. Gold: Was there a problem with Jonah's evaluation?
Secretary: Well, he did hit a kid with a ruler

Ari: How the fuck could he have possibly gotten that?
Mrs. Ari: He is one of your oldest friends.
Ari: I love him, baby, but in college he couldn't close a screen door.

Ari: I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number: Like Wife number one and Therapist number seven. Good day!
[Ari walks out]
Mrs. Gold: You're really only our fifth

Entourage Quotes

Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her


Ari: Ernesto, how many fucking pesos did I give you for Christmas. Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade? Half of Mexico is eating on the tips I've given you. Now bring my motherfucking car now, por favor!
Ernesto: Sorry, Mr. Gold, I can't do it. Oh and Mr. Gold, I'm from Guatemala, and our currency is the quetzal

Entourage Music

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Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul of a man Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes