Nathan: I was thinking we could take a trip to Charlotte, you could wear that dress, we could take Jamie.
Haley: Nathan, what happened?
Nathan: I'm not on the Chiefs anymore.
Haley: Oh babe, I'm sorry.
Nathan: It's okay, what do you say Haley James? Want to take the boy to Charlotte and maybe we could see a basketball game? I kind of have to be there anyway, seeing as I'm the Bobcats' new point guard.
Haley: What?
Nathan: I'm the point guard for the Charlotte Bobcats. I got called up.
Haley: You're in the NBA? :[crying]
Nathan: I'm in the NBA. Thank you. Thank you for believing in me.
Haley: Thank you for being worth it.

Mouth: Did I mention I have a girlfriend?
Gigi: Cool. I do too. Sometimes.

Haley: I'm sorry.
Nathan: Aww, are you kidding me? My girl is a badass. That's hot.

Nathan: What happened to walking away?
Haley: I know, but you didn't see her! She was such a bitch!
Nathan: Sounds like you made that pretty clear.
Haley: Jamie's been through so much lately. The last thing he needs is some bully picking on him.
Nathan: He'll be fine. He's a tough kid. But you know what? I'll... I'll take care of it. In the mean time, just try not to kill anybody. Okay, slugger?
Haley: What are you gonna do?
Nathan: I'm gonna call his mom a bitch and then push her!

Jamie: Is it because she was kissing Uncle Skills?
Nathan: You knew about that?
Jamie: Yeah, they tried to pretend he was getting something out of her eye but they were just being mushy.
Nathan: And how does it feel to be scarred for life?
Jamie: Fine. I like Nanny Deb and I like Uncle Skills so what if they like each other?
Nathan: It's a little more complicated than that. Nanny Deb is also my mom.
Jamie:Yeah, but I let you kiss my mom.
Nathan: Eat your soup.

Lucas: It's funny, you know all these years we called him Skills, I always thought it had something to do with basketball.
Nathan: That's not funny.
Lucas: Kinda funny.

Nathan: Having dealt with parent insanity, I just wanted to check your head and see how you are doing. The thing is, the two of us have been down very similar roads. I mean, we were in the same cliques. We both felt the same pressures, same expectations. Our parents were like children. And we both grew into kind bad versions of ourselves way too fast. So I think you know and get it.
Brooke: They never really gave us a chance did they? Our parents?
Nathan: They didn't know how. Look the thing is you made your dream happen, alright? And even though I didn't quite get there, when it was taken away from me, I dealt with it alone. That was stupid, selfish and wrong. So if your mom tries to take your dream away from you and you feel that same pain like I did, I've sort of been there okay? .... And I'm going to be kind of pissed off if you don't come talk to me about it. Thank you for coming today. It means a lot. I know you didn't know quentin, but....... it doesn't surprise me that you're thinking about other people when all this stuff is going on with you. That's not bad for a girl who never had a chance. Come here.

Lucas: Quentin, uh... was a great kid. He was the leader of this team and I know that he was your friend. I wish... I could take this pain away, but I can't and I'm sorry.
Skills: It's okay to feel angry. It's okay to feel the pain. It's even okay to hate the person that did this, but when that anger and that pain and that hate becomes too much for you, you come see me, Nate or Luke. Understand? We are your family, and we gonna get through this together.
Nathan: You guys know that Q was working out with me, helping me with my game. And that's how I am gonna remember him......strong, happy, playing the game he loved. I want you all to find your own best memories of Q and hold onto them. 'cause that's where he still lives, and he always will.

Nathan: I scored 35 points that night and each basket was like my own personal version of a Haley James pick-up line.
Haley: It worked.
Nathan: I played that game for you, Haley and you know what? I'd give it up for you too. Because as much as I love playing the game and the person that I am when I play it, I love being a husband and a father more.

Haley: What is with you and naked nannies in the pool? [After Nathan catches a topless Mom Deb/Nanny Deb in the pool.]
Nathan: So how are things at the studio? Peyton pulling out of her funk yet?
Haley: Actually, Peyton was out all night, with Lucas.
Nathan: Is that right? What do you suppose they're doing?

Nathan: Have you seen your head?
Lucas: Not lately.
Nathan: You have a Mohawk.
Lucas: I do?
Jamie: Awesome. Can I get one, daddy?
Nathan: Sure, if you wanna look goofy like your Uncle Lucas.
Jamie: Kinda like he has a tail, just on his head.
Nathan: Jamie, why don't go get Luke a bottle of water huh?
Jamie: Okay.

Jamie: [to Lucas] I think you drink too much.
Lucas: I think you're right.
Nathan: Damn, at least someone got thrown into a plate glass window. Dude, it seriously does smell like ass in here.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.