Padma: I can't fly off somewhere and live the rest of my life without you. I love you.
Nolan: And I love you, too. So much.

[to Emily] I wish I could just keep you locked up here until the full moon passes.

Jack: Why do we do it?
Nolan: Because we see the broken, betrayed little girl inside.

You decided to check back into the Bates Motel, and frankly, Patrick, I'm not into Mama's boys.

Ems, you got him.

A little advice, leave the joke cracking to me. You suck at it.

Why does this keep happening to me?

Don't you think it's a little bit dangerous to be catnapping out in the open, or are you actually baiting the White-Haired Man-ibal Lecter to come for you?

Emily: This wasn't part of the plan.
Nolan: Neither was aiding and abetting your evil twin.

Well bros before hos only works if he's not still in love with the ho, bro.

Sail away. Fall in love. Go make little volunteer babies.

The thud you hear is the sound of Lydia hitting the roof of the taxi five stories down.

Revenge Quotes

Margaux: You're just like your father and mine. You do what you please and ask for forgiveness later. I need a man who doesn't make rash decisions.
Daniel: Really? Because you had that with Jack Porter and you needed more.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan