Jack: You told me never to take dating advice from you.
Nolan: That was last week.

[to Emily] Like I said, I'm life's pawn. I just have to figure out who's moving me next.

Well it looks like fauxmance part deux is a runaway success. How's your other boyfriend handling it?

Welcome to the cone of silence

Emily: Aiden's gone. He's safe for now.
Nolan: He was actually able to walk away from you?

I just became an uncle! Well, one of those non-uncle uncles, like Kracker or Fester.

It's a little late to put that genie back in the infinity box.

Emily: I wanted to tell him the truth. He deserves that.
Nolan: Someday, maybe. Right now, regardless of how he feels, you can't take Amanda away from him again.

I made a petition to make it a demonstration sport at the '92 Olympics. We lost.

You give me enough time and I will make the toilets flush in Morse code.

Aiden: I was such a fool thinking Emily would walk away from her revenge, especially for love.
Nolan: Oh, if she did it once, she's capable of doing it again.

Vicky's done a hell of a job Clarke-blocking us.

Revenge Quotes

Margaux: You're just like your father and mine. You do what you please and ask for forgiveness later. I need a man who doesn't make rash decisions.
Daniel: Really? Because you had that with Jack Porter and you needed more.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan