(to Lisbon) You're the poster girl for the NRA.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Your magic sucks eggs.

Trust your instincts, Lisbon.

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Patrick Jane: I want you to be my wife. Will you marry me?
Teresa Lisbon: Okay. Yes. Yes.

I don't truly believe anything.

Jane: Seriously, what do you take me for?
Lisbon: I am not going to answer that because I am a nice person.

You said your wife had a migraine last night which is the enabler's code for drunk.

Jane: You're really committed to keeping your temper contained. What's up with that?
Hightower: You're really committed to testing my temper. What's up with that?

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

The Mentalist Quotes

Fischer: We want to help him out.
Lisbon: You want to use him.

Jane: Did the killer take the finger?
Cho: Looks that way.