Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

'But Hey' - what an eloquent phase.

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

I didn't give her hope. I sold her hope.

This place is like a summer camp for drug addicts.

Drunk people aren't known for their impulse control.

(to Jane) You, you're golden.

Hightower

Ohh! Schooled ya!

One of you here is Red John.

There's excitement afoot.

You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing but the Catholic school girl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

Cho: You didn't steal jewelery from her?
Natalie: Please. She dresses like a Mormon call girl. I wouldn't wear her jewelery if you paid me.