Lisbon: We can't lie.
Jane: We do it all the time.

Would the world really miss him if something happened?

All of these men are very bad, they just don't happen to be Red John.

If I wanted to kill Benjamin Marx I would have done it the first time.

Lisbon: Every time we go to see one of these Red John suspects, I get edgy.
Jane: Really? Can't tell.
Lisbon: Really? Oh.

Jane: What do you hunt?
McAllister: Anything with a face. Game's game right?

I swear I could marry you off in a minute.

Grace: You ruined a girl's wedding.
Jane: Yes and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds that's why I'm calling you.

You said your wife had a migraine last night which is the enabler's code for drunk.

Love is in the air, Lisbon.

Lisbon: Hey Jane. Care to offer your opinion?
Jane: These ducks love muffins.
Lisbon: Very helpful.

Grace: How's the boss?
Jane: Awake and cranky.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: I was hoping to dazzle you all with my uncanny detective skills, but you forced me, you forced me to reveal the humdrum facts and point out that you have blood on your shoes, Heather.
Lisbon: Can you step out of your shoes ma'am?
Jane: Stop the presses! That's the phrase right, stop the presses? Always wanted to say that.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.