Pete: Okay wait a minute he dumped you? Why would anyone do that? I mean look at you: looks, brains, taste, a deep knowledge of guns and blowing things up. What's not to love?
Myka: Do you need us to hate him? Because we can hate him.

You're not crazy we are.

HG: Briggs is mine.
Pete: Hey, no killing! Myka will be super pissed.

Claudia: Are you ok?
Pete: I got dirt in places where dirt should never be.

Pepper, so good in burritos so bad in the eyes.

Pete: Holy ganja Batman.
Claudia: Ah, the blue glow was for the grow lights.

Pete: Special Agent Pete Lattimer, Secret Service.
Ranger Smith: Secret Service, no? That is very cool. I'm a Ranger Abbott Smith.
Pete: Hey hey Mr. Ranger Sir [Yogi Bear impersonation] I'm sorry, you must get that all the time. Hey hey Boo Boo [Yogi Bear impersonation].
Ranger Smith: Nah, can't say that I do.
Pete: No? The cartoon?

Pete: An ATV!! Ah man, I love ATVs! Hey Myks to you think the warehouse can get one decked out?
Myka: No.

Pete: One time an artifact made me think I slept with Myka.
Myka: Pete!
Pete: Exactly.

Pete: You're like really really old, with a lot more reallys. What are you like a Vampire?
Professor Sutton: Oh please, vampires are for gothic novels.

I'm definitely going to be one of those agents that go crazy.

Tell them to name something after me. Not a mall.