Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTPeter Bash Quotes
It may be the first time in your life that you've been called Goliath.
Jared: You know what she made you?
Peter: Her bitch?
Peter: She might have anger issues.
Jared: If she doesn't, she will now.
Your locks are defective too. Does anything that comes out of your factory work?
Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
Jared had his first body wax. Frankly I think he took manscaping way too far.
Jared: You do know this guy's banging your ex?
Peter: Yes, thanks for helping me move on.
Someone's hot for teacher.
Nathan: I was arrested for solicitation.
Peter: You mean busted with a hooker.
Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.
Maybe if someone hadn't brought a lightsaber into a courtroom we wouldn't be grounded like ten year olds.
Bash: So your bras fell off, your panties fell off. Not impossible your engagement ring...
Franklin: ...somehow slipped off with everything else and ended up in the girls' workout bag?
