Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTPeter Bash Quotes
Bash: How was it really any different than any other book club meeting?
Ms. Elliott: We don't usually get naked and do tequila shots off each others breasts.
Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
Bash: That's ridiculous, your Honor. They have no prior records.
Franklin: And their six inch stilettos make flight risk nearly impossible.
Franklin: I don't like children.
Bash: They like you.
Franklin: They do but that's just because...
Bash: ...you're the same size.
Franklin: Shut up.
You know I liked you a lot better when you were dying.
Bash: We know how men manipulate women. The aw shucks, I'm just shy and quirky. Lets take it slow. The next thing you know it's 2am and your naked in a bouncy house.
Franklin: It's been known to happen.
Your client just committed a felony in front of a judge. I didn't go to a top ten school but I think that's bad.
We'll help you kick Leonard's ass with your big red clown shoe.
Made by monks but monks who like to party.
Bash: You crossed the line.
Franklin: We're Franklin & Bash we crossed the line ten exits back.
"Wow. So your settlement offer is to not be mean to her?"
I can't tell if Jennifer's delusional or has the most inflated self esteem ever.
