Peter: This is New York we'll catch him.
Neal: Is that your half time speech?

Elizabeth: What do you think he was going to say?
Peter: I don't know.
Elizabeth: Do you think he was going to leave Kate?
Peter: I don't know. Doesn't matter.
Elizabeth: I think it matters.
Peter: Why, it's kind of a mute point now.
Elizabeth: It matters to you.

I'm doing the newspaper thing - I'm not doing the stupid bird thing.

Pull everything cameras - I wanna know who that guy is.

Because when you look at me you think soap operas and light housework.

I'm the bad cop - now its your turn.

You don't get to Shh me.

If we're looking for him, there's a chance they're looking for us.

Peter: How's your first day at work?
Neal: I've taken up smoking.
Peter: Politics is already corrupting you.

Peter: Who are they copying?
Neal: Me.

Peter: You're excited someone's copying you.
Neal: Imitation - flattery. Same thing.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.