Phoebe Buffay Quotes
Phoebe: (About Ross and Rachel) They've been quiet for a long time.
Joey: Maybe she killed him.
Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
Phoebe: Why are you mopping your ceiling?
Monica: There's banana on it.
Phoebe: Oh. I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine.
Phoebe: (About waxing) This happens to be a pain no man will ever experience.
Chandler: I don't think you can make that statement until you've been kicked in an area God only meant to be treated nicely.
Phoebe: (As Rachel hits Ross) Should we do something?
Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on Rachel.
Phoebe: They're gonna get through this, aren't they?
Chandler: Yeah, come on, it's Ross and Rachel, they've got too.
Monica: What if they don't?
Monica: Hey. It's three in the morning. They don't know that I've come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, people can be so self-involved.
(Monica pulls off one of the waxing strips and yells in pain)
Phoebe: Was it not "pain-free"?
Monica: No, it was pain-ful! Oh, my God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax."
Monica: Can I have a tissue?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.
Phoebe: (Barging into the apartment) I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
Monica: Why, do you have a report due?
Monica: So what country is he from?
Phoebe: Kazhg ...kazt ... there's a "g" in there.
Monica: (Referring to the country's location) Where is that?
Phoebe: In your atlas!
(About Leslie) When we were playing together, that was the best time I've had in, like, all my lives.
