Pierce Hawthorne Quotes
Pierce: What do you want me to do?
Jeff: Stay alive...or don't!
Pierce: I'm on it!
Anything could happen between now and that dance. An asteroid could hit. Do you want to be the schmuck who apologizes right before the world ends?
The barber shop--a reminder of the era when men were men, and women were sex-cooks who did laundry.
You ask one lady if she's Tyler Perry in drag and suddenly you're the bad guy.
Pierce: Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley: Got that out of your system?
No one's even willing to consider that I might be the Hitler of the group?
Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?
Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid. They're not fire!
Pierce: If you knew what spooked me, you'd probably call me crazy and old.
Jeff: No one's going to call you, Pierce.
A, that is racist. B, swamis can't drive, they're Indians.
White crystal, do you think dad was into meth?
Don't use gay as a derogatory term. Boo-yeah! Good person.