Glee
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I don't pay for food. It's my thing, yo. We're gonna dine and dash.
Mr. Schuester's set list makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.
Holly: You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.
All I can say is that I didn't steal that soda machine, and if I did, I didn't do it alone.
Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
Karofsy: Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It's weird.
Puck: Maybe it won't so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.
Finn: We used to be best friends.
Puck: Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and made out with your other girlfriend.
You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.
Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.
Puck [on Lauren]
Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.
Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.
