Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Puck Quotes
Puck: We underestimated the power of the Biebs.
Mike: He's clearly a mini God.
Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?
Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!
It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Lauren: Puckerman, it's your lucky day.
Puck: You're finally gonna let me motorboat those twins?
Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there.
I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.
I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.
So are you in? My ass-istant bad ass?
Torah Torah Torah! It's go time!
Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.
