Even Zises hooks up.

Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde.

(Formerly known asLucy Caboosey) I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.

Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating.

I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The second time I got mono.

If you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never gonna get it right.

Rachel: He chose me over you.
Quinn: And how long did that last for?
Rachel: Why are you being so mean?

Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.

How damaged does a guy have to be to be into some as annoying as Rachel?

I made a mistake with Puck. You should have been my first.

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!

Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt