DEREK: "Maybe you should've thought of all this before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle."
RICHARD: "Satan?"
ADDISON: "Good morning Richard, like the hat."
DEREK: "Satan speaks."
ADDISON: "Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan."

MIRANDA: "I'm pregnant, you blind moron."
RICHARD: "You’re what?"
MIRANDA: My heart rate is 110, I’m burning 3,000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I've got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn 10 percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what I’m carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men. From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. I’m not leaving. I’m pregnant."

RICHARD: "You called my wife?"
DEREK: "You called mine!"

Chief: What do we have?
Callie: Gas main blew in an apartment building, five injured, some badly.
Cristina: Excellent.... Horrible, horrible! Sad.

Chief: I'm trying to look at Bailey's teets on the internet.
Owen: I think you mean tweets, Sir.
Chief: Uh, whatever.
Owen: Uh uh, not whatever. It's important you get that one right.

RICHARD: "Bailey's back."
DEREK: "Bailey's back?"
RICHARD: "Yes."
DEREK: [Peers through the window, then turns back] "Yes she is, and her cervix is being examined by my wife, which is a visual that I will never get out of my head."

Richard: Are you cooking?
Meredith: Is that so preposterous?
Richard: Do you want a straight answer?

MARK: "'I’m a friendly guy?'"
RICHARD: "Sloan…"
MARK: "She pressed 5 and got off at 3. She’d rather walk up two flights of stairs than flirt with you. Hell, she’d rather climb up the outside of the building."
RICHARD: "I wasn’t flirting."
MARK: "You’re telling me!"

Mark: What can I do for you ladies?
Brunette Girl: Tell him!
Blonde Girl: No! It's, it's embarrassing.
Mark: You can tell me.
Brunette Girl: You look exactly like her dad!
Erica: [smirks]
Richard: Swing and a miss.

Callie: I'm a superstar! A superstar with a scalpel!
Richard: Torres ...
Callie: No! Don't say my name. Do not. I am too big a star for you to say my name. I build arms out of nothing. And legs. Like God. And when I win the Harper Avery and every other prize there is, you will rue this day, Chief Webber. That's right. I said rue!

[drinking coffee] "You don't know how much I wish this was bourbon."

Meredith: I've never seen her before.
Richard: What?
Meredith: I've never seen her before. I've worked in this hospital all this time and before today she was a complete stranger to me.
Richard: It happens, it's a big hospital.
Meredith: I've never met her before and I'm the person who handed her the worst day of her life. In her story that's who I am. That's who I'll always be.
Richard: That's the job.
Meredith: That's the job, I know.
Richard: Look at me. This day, this day you feel helpless. This day makes all those other days when you fight to save a life and lose. This day makes you grateful you have a chance to do anything at all. You take it in.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Arizona: Oh my God! I mean, I understand why you're into her. She's hot. Wait, she likes you?
Nathan: What? I mean, I'm going to try not to be offended at that.
Arizona: No, no, no. It's just that Derek was--Derek was epic for her. They were the great love story. I mean, that girl's heart beat for Derek Shepherd. It just...it never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect. He was everything. That man turned her world. It...I spooked you. Don't be spooked.