This place is seriously creepy for a cookie factory.

Castle: Our killer is a ninja.
Beckett: Or he is just an athletic person with a hooded track suit.

Beckett: So you weren't gazing loving into her eyes?
Castle: She had spinach in her teeth.

It took me less time to write the last Derek Storm novel and although both are works of fiction as least that one was believable.

Castle: Does it say we're getting married in space?
Beckett: No, it's not going to happen babe.

People always say they wanna die in their sleep.

So what's Gates up to besides sabotaging our domestic bliss?

Castle: Seriously, you've never heard of Matilda King?
Esposito: I'm betting that most real men haven't.

Blue hairs, so she was killed by a little old lady or Katy Perry.

Wow, apparently you have to be a total hottie just to work here. And I'm saying that as a completely detached soon to be married observer.

I just feel like I've waited long enough, Mother. I don't want to waste any more time before we take the next step.

Beckett: Castle I love you but I will not marry you on a ride or up in space or on slide.
Castle: I bet Dr. Seuss got married somewhere fun.

Castle Quotes

I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be OK with this.

Alexis

I tried to stay in the car I really did.

Castle