Auditions are like men, there is always another one around the corner.

Martha

Castle: What's the strangest pet you've ever had?
Beckett: You.

Beckett: The thing about murderers. Mario, is they tend to not have solid alibis.
Castle: Generally because they are murdering somebody.

Speaking of rats, I have to go.

Alexis: I'm a rat killer.
Castle: You don't know that, you may just be a loser.

What is life without challenges?

Wow, she looks like an overstuffed sausage.

Castle: I believe the word you're looking for is probed.
Benny Stryker: We didn't choose this, we were chosen.

Maybe she was killed by an alien, just an illegal alien.

We better close the beaches. No boating accident, Chief Brody, Hooper. Seriously?

He's an incredibly dedicated zombie.

Kate: Are you here to annoy me?
Castle: I'm here for the story.

Castle Quotes

I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be OK with this.

Alexis

I tried to stay in the car I really did.

Castle