I don’t want to be the guy here, you know. I Like Stanley is the crossword puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don’t want a thing here, you know. I don’t want to be the something guy..

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It's not garbage, it's my clothes.

Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.

I know you're my boss, but you need to get the hell out of my face.

When people see this presentation, they're gonna c** in their pants.

Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.

Paramedic: You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh, who called it? Nothing but net.

Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.

Robert you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.

I'd like to make a toast. To the troops...all the troops...both sides.

The Office Quotes

Pam: So I closed the door but the image of his...
Jim: Baquette.
Pam: ... dangling participle...
Jim: Eww.
Pam: ... still burned in my eyes.
Jim: I can imagine.

Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.

Darryl