Well, the good news is I no longer have the urge to eat your face.

I really did have a blast with you guys, do you know that?

Josh: Dude! We're nurses, we're not too well versed on like eye of newt! Can't we just bring a weapon, like a normal weapon?
Aidan: Look, the heart of the bewitched, Sally's heart, is our weapon.
Sally: Dorothy only needed a bucket of water!

What is it with you and my friends? Did you have a hard time back in colonial times Jr. High?

If I had know we were going to be here now I would have hugged you so much more.

Sally: One of those bodies is a purebred werewolf corpse. If we're splittin' hairs, I, you know...
Josh: Hey, you know what? Screw the keg. Pick up us some crack.

Sally: And how long do you plan on keeping us down here?
Donna: Forever, or until I figure out a way to end us.

Josh, it's me. Sally. I want you to know I came back different. Powerful.

Nora: What? Just say it. What kind of poor woodland creature do I have to murder with my bare hands just to make the spell work?
Sally: We need a gal whose Aunt Flo is makin' her monthly visit.

Sally: As much as I respect what you just had to do, unfortunately, I can only hold this book.
Nora: Great. I'll just keep holding onto it then.

Sally: No, he has to be awake.
Aidan: Oh, Sally, come on. What's next? Are we gonna light him on fire?

Josh: You know I love that we have the kind of relationship that we can discuss menses first thing in the morning, but when your pupils roll back into your face and you're growling...
Sally: Just resting my eyes...
Josh: Yes, but it's terrifying when you rest your eyes, so...

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh