Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Santana Quotes
I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.
Santana: You wanted that memorial gone because you're such a cold-hearted bitch.
Sue: What did you just call me?
Santana: A miserable, self-centered bitch who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. I'm officially over it.
Santana: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.
You taught me to be a strong Latina woman. To be bigger than the world was every going to give me permission to be, and I have. You taught me not just to exist because I'm worth so much more than that. And without Britt, I just exist. She's the love of my life and I'm going to marry her and I want to share that with you because without your love, I...I think I just exist too.
Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.
I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.
At least you were wearing underwear.
Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?
I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.
Santana: Last I heard she was on Facebook posting about her diverticulitis trolling for sympathy.
Brittany: See? It's even more important. She's sick.
Santana: No, Britt, she can't poop and I don't think that's going to kill her.
Brittany: Tell that to Fat Elvis.
[to Brittany] My whole life, I've dreamt of my wedding with her sitting in the front row, bawling. And believe me if I could get in her head and bring her into this century, I would, and I would forgive her and have her here. She's my abuela, you know? She's, like, the lady with the big plates of rice and beans.
So, I figure that this is as good a place as any to ask you this question, mainly because it's going to really upset all the single guys and gals in here, but I want to mash up with you forever, Britt. I mean, some people love someone because they make them a better person and that's not why I love you because you've always just wanted me to be myself. You're my favorite person in the whole world and we're a big deal, you know? Like no matter how many times we've tried to put our thing down and walk away from it we can't because I don't want to live my life without my one true love. I normally I use a lot of words when I'm saying something negative so since this is the most positive thing I'm ever going to do, I'm gonna keep it simple. Brittany S. Pierce, will you marry me?
