Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Santana Quotes
Isn't it amazing how life seems so easy when you just don't give a fart? I mean look at this. Hummel is getting married. Berry is just full of confidence. And I finally have a girlfriend who I don't have to worry about straying for penis.
That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.
[to Quinn] You know we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Maybe that's why we love each other so much. And slap each other.
I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?
I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.
I mean, if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery.
I hate weddings. And I hate Valentine's Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope.
The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.
I don't even think you need all of these beauty products Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect, unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset.
[to Rachel] Okay, no, come on. You are not playing Yenta the lesbian matchmaker.
Rachel Berry is the most horrible human being on the planet.
Santana: Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple.
