Glee
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Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.
Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?
I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?
Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.
The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.
Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?
Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.
Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.
Do you realize you're basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?
I have to just be me.
Prom is like our Oscars.
