Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Santana Quotes
I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.
Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.
You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.
God as my witness, I will break her down.
She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.
Rachel Berry is the most horrible human being on the planet.
Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.
A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.
You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?
I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.
Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.
I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.
