Favorite Sarah Braverman Quotes
Drew: Should I walk to school? Am I old enough yet?
Sarah: To walk to school by yourself? I don't know. Do you have a buddy to hold hands with?
Sarah: I'm going to try make it work with Hank. I have to get my life together. I could never explain to you how much I love you. I'm going to make it work with Hank.
Mark: Um...I don't know what to.. what to say.
Sarah: I'm sorry. Goodbye Mark.
Sarah: Is Ryan the man you want to spend the rest of your life with?
Amber: Without a doubt, in my heart, 100%. I love him.
Sarah: Then that's all I need to know.
Sarah: With your permission, I would like to help give you the day that you pictured, that honors how you feel about Ryan and how I feel about you. So, we're going to look at these magazines...
Amber: Oh God, Mom...
Sarah:...For a long, long time. And we're gonna look at all the dresses. And, we, my friend, are gonna have an appletini.
Amber: Thank you so much.
Sarah: Let's plan your wedding.
Sarah: Hey, can I work here? The WiFi's out in my building.
Adam: Wow. You need to get a new Super.
Sarah: I knew you were gonna say that.
Sarah: The shoot was terrible. And, um, I was very nervous and Kristina was nervous and Max was the only one who seemed to know what he was doing, which made me even more nervous, and her campaign manager wanted her to be maternal and powerful and I don't know what that means.
Hank: Well, you shouldn't. I don't know what that means, either. It's stupid.
If only it were that easy. I mean, your past is what makes you who you are, it's what you bring to a marriage, you know. If only we could leave the past behind us, right?
Ryan: My dad died when I was 11, and my mom remarried half a year later to a guy who was OK to her but thought corporal punishment was the best way to handle a wild kid who was pissed as hell about losing his dad.
Sarah: Oh Ryan, I am so sorry.
Ryan: No, no, no. I don't need pity. I'm just telling you the reason why I left town as quick and I did and never looked back. Never will.
Sarah: Ryan, you don't have to give me an explanation on any of that.
Ryan: Well, I want to give you the answers to questions you keep asking. So. Not everybody has a family like yours, and, ah, I know that I messed up. I know that I did some things that scared you the last time that I got back, and it should have, she's your daughter and I love her. I love her so much, and I'm working so hard to get better. I want to be worthy of your family. I want to be worthy of her. And, I know that you think we're rushing into this too fast, but I gotta tell ya, you grow up real fast on your own, you grow up fast in the military. I know what I want, and I want us to start our lives together.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I trust you and I believe in you. Can we please do this together?
Zeek: I'm experimenting with different food groups. It's very good!
Sarah: What is it?
Zeek: It's cereal with whipped cream and a banana.
Hank: You goin’ out on a date or somethin’?
Sarah: Yes.
Hank: See? I missed another cue.
Carl: So, you Googled me.
Sarah: No. I didn't Google you. I don’t do that. I let my sister-in-law do that and she tells me.
Carl: Ah. Good plan.
