Shane Healy Quotes
Wendy: Next time it would be nice if we all great ordered takeout from the same place.
Shane: Globalization is not great for the planet, but it's great for leftovers!
Wendy: You're doing laundry, I love you.
Shane: They're just socks. Wait 'til you see me folding.
I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?
Wendy: Look at me, my hands are shaking.
Shane: Take a Xanax.
Wendy: I already did, this beyond Xanax.
Shane: If we're gonna be up all night, can we at least have a little fun?
Wendy: I cannot handle be screwed by two people at once.
You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.
You're gonna keep rising and rising and I'm going to be looking for Spider-Man band aids and cleaning up cat puke and I just gotta make peace with that. It just seems to get a little harder each day.
When I'm here with you and it's just us and the kids I never feel like I nothing. It's just everything changes when I walk out the door.
