Sookie: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide: Try harder.

• Permalink: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried. Try harder.
• Added: September 11, 2011

And if those people die?
Bill. It's war. It happens.

• Permalink: And if those people die? Bill. It's war. It happens.
• Added: August 28, 2011

For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

• Permalink: For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.
• Added: August 24, 2011

First of all, you guys are vampires. What's with all the morality?

• Permalink: First of all, you guys are vampires. What's with all the moralit...
• Added: August 24, 2011

I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dolphins or eating a whole pie without any consequences.

• Permalink: I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dol...
• Added: August 24, 2011

Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say.

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• Added: July 18, 2011

You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!

• Permalink: You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!
• Added: July 18, 2011

Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

• Permalink: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie. It's SOOKIE!
• Added: July 10, 2011

Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.

• Permalink: You killed my fairy godmother. Sorry.
• Added: July 10, 2011

I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.

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• Added: June 27, 2011

I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.

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• Added: September 13, 2010

Alcide: Are you in trouble again?
Sookie: When am I not in trouble?

• Permalink: Are you in trouble again? When am I not in trouble?
• Added: September 13, 2010