True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSookie Stackhouse Quotes
Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.
I don't want to baby-sit this psycho while you go take a nap.
What would we be if we were normal? I can't even picture it.
I love you, Bill, but after this Mississippi mess, I'd be crazy to just trust either of you.
Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.
Eric: You really believe he is trustworthy?
Sookie: All I know is I sure as hell can't trust you.
I'm a fairy? How fuckin lame!
As much as you wanna be human, I think I'm closer to meeting you halfway to vampire.
I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.
Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?
Tara: Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.
Sookie: Did you just call me a dumb bitch?
I don't know how to start forgiving you. I don't know if I ever will.
