Tara: Sookie, let's go he is dead!

Sookie: No he's not. This (holds up goop) is what is left when a vampire dies.

Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.

I am not gonna die cuz of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!

I wanna look like I can kick some serious ass. Which I can.

Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.

Bill: I have left my life in Bon Temps. And I'm leaving you.
Sookie: Shut the fuck up.

They took someone I love from me. I don't know about you, but I was raised to fight back.

Terry: You know how to use one of these?
Sookie: I ain't that blonde.

Mister Northman, would you please come in?

You wait to tell people how you feel about them, you never know what will happen.

It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?

Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.

True Blood Quotes

Grandma [about people charging vampires for sex]: Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason: A thousand bucks.
Sookie: See, now that just makes me sick.
Grandma: I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie: No it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips

Tara [tending bar]: Uh-oh do... do not snap at me. I have a name. And that name is Tara. Isn't that funny a black girl being named after a plantation. No I don't think it's funny at all. In fact it really pisses me off that my momma was either stupid or just plain mean. Which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
Customer: Sorry

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes