Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.

Elena: You're looking out for me.
Stefan: Hope that's okay.

Don't. Ever. Threaten. Me. Again.

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

Damon has no regard for human life. He enjoys inflicting pain on others.

I'm not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.

Alaric: I made a few discoveries about your town.
Stefan: So you show up like Van Helsing?

Elena: You keep a journal?
Stefan: Memories are too important.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.